Dispatch the freakin' Mets getaway G.T. ~ 12:40P.M. ~ 6.3.26

[DavidGee24]

I’m at the game. From my mom’s basement apparently.

In her defense, when she kicked you out of the house on your 30th birthday and sent you on your way with the Prius and 40 Creative Things You Can Do With Hot Pockets Cookbook that she bought you, as you backed out of the driveway and glanced up toward your bedroom window you could see her in there already starting to remodel it. So go easy on your dear old Mom, okay?

Better than the short bus your mom put you on every morning because the only words you knew were…

“MaRinErS wIn We’Re HeRoEs!!!”

While you wore a helmet and dreamed of the day you’d get in fights playing adult men’s softball.

You know that when you quote me you just get laughed at a second time, right? And that comeback, WTF. I wouldn't be caught dead even thinking up that dreck let alone posting it. You're like Emporer Palpatine at 0:42 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBihVAMhGM

[seth8734]

Kirby has not been Kirby in a while. Tons of hits base runners just hasent been very good.

Wow Kirby batting practice day. Not a good way for a streak to end.

Goodbye Streak. Kirby is really bad past month and it continues. Such garbage today.

[Seattle or Bust]

In her defense, when she kicked you out of the house on your 30th birthday and sent you on your way with the Prius and 40 Creative Things You Can Do With Hot Pockets Cookbook that she bought you, as you backed out of the driveway and glanced up toward your bedroom window you could see her in there already starting to remodel it. So go easy on your dear old Mom, okay?

Better than the short bus your mom put you on every morning because the only words you knew were…

“MaRinErS wIn We’Re HeRoEs!!!”

While you wore a helmet and dreamed of the day you’d get in fights playing adult men’s softball.

You know that when you quote me you just get laughed at a second time, right? And that comeback, WTF. I wouldn't be caught dead even thinking up that dreck let alone posting it. You're like Emporer Palpatine at 0:42 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBihVAMhGM

Laughed at for what?

A 50 year old man who travels to play softball and has a stupid catch phrase that nobody cares about?

That’s what I’m supposed to be worried about?

Can you tell us more about how you went 3-5 next time? The geriatric fielders I’m sure were impressed.

[DavidGee24]

Well, 8 in a row was pretty nice. Thankfully we can start a new streak in Detroit on Friday.

[seth8734]

Well, 8 in a row was pretty nice. Thankfully we can start a new streak in Detroit on Friday.

Yes absolutely sucks Kirby has been awful. Wish we could skip his start.

Dan letting Kirby get wounded into the ground. Sadly dont see our offense having a huge game today so just let Hoppe finish this off until his arm falls off and bring back Davila.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Kirby meltdown in 321...

[seth8734]

Kirby meltdown in 321...

5 runs is pretty meltdown enough. His stuff is just not good right now. Him and Castillo are huge black holes right now.

[AT Fresno]

Yeah, this game is getting away..... poor execution several times, and Benge is a nightmare...If the M's come back to win this game it will be a miracle.

[seth8734]

Yeah, this game is getting away..... poor execution several times, and Benge is a nightmare...If the M's come back to win this game it will be a miracle.

Exactly Sadly offense doesent look much energized today Randy and Naylor are really slumping. Showing some tiredness out there.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Pereda you dummy...

Looks like the Mariners are dialled out of this one.