This dreadful season is only 40% done Game Thread 6/4/19

[rockycola]

Actually it's 100% over but rules state Seattle has to play their remaining 99 games.
It's like 99 bottles of flat, stale skunk beer on the wall that has to be drunk.
Is this season dreadful or woeful?

June, 4 0 7:10pm
Astros - Wade Miley (L) - He's 5-3 for the Astros, 3.25 ERA. He gives up about a home run per game.
Mariners ~ Andrew Moore (R) ~ Back from the Badlands

The Wicked Empire of the West - tba

1. Braden Bishop (R) CF
2. Mitch Haniger (R) RF
3. Edwin Encarnacion (R) 1B
4. Domingo Santana (R) LF
5. Omar Narvaez (L) C
6. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
7. Tim Beckham (R) DH
8. Shed Long (L) 2B
9. Dylan Moore (R) SS

Gametime Temp: 70°F ~ Chance of Precip: 0%

[rockycola]

Actually it's 100% over but rules state Seattle has to play their remaining 99 games.
It's like 99 bottles of flat, stale skunk beer on the wall that has to be drunk.
Is this season dreadful or woeful?

June, 4 0 7:10pm
Astros - Wade Miley (L) - He's 5-3 for the Astros, 3.25 ERA. He gives up about a home run per game.
Mariners ~ Andrew Moore (R) ~ Back from the Badlands

The Wicked Empire of the West lineup
1. Derek Fisher (L) DH
2. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
3. Michael Brantley (L) LF
4. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
5. Josh Reddick (L) RF
6. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
7. Tony Kemp (L) 2B
8. Jack Mayfield (R) SS
9. Jake Marisnick (R) CF

1. Braden Bishop (R) CF
2. Mitch Haniger (R) RF
3. Edwin Encarnacion (R) 1B
4. Domingo Santana (R) LF
5. Omar Narvaez (L) C
6. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
7. Tim Beckham (R) DH
8. Shed Long (L) 2B
9. Dylan Moore (R) SS

Gametime Temp: 70°F ~ Chance of Precip: 0%

[rockycola]

Here's how Moore got here:
06/04/19 Seattle Mariners recalled RHP Andrew Moore from Arkansas Travelers.
Seattle Mariners placed RHP Connor Sadzeck on the 10-day injured list retroactive to June 3, 2019. Right elbow inflammation.

In Arkansas, Andrew has started 2 games, 11.2 innings, 14 K's, 0 walks, 3.09 ERA.
Be the "Second Time's the Charm" guy!

[Petert]

Interpolating the 40% mark over the season would mean the Ms would end up with their third lowest attendance figure since Safeco opened, coming close to the 2012/2013 low tide marks:

2012: 1,721,920
2013: 1,761,546
2019: 1,802,827

This team deserves to be the best at SOMETHING. We have a chance.

[:::]

I'll wager the attendance this year ends up being the lowest.

[D-train]

Such a brilliant move to let Beckham (who has zero chance of being part of the rebuild) DH rather than let VB try to figure out how to hit lefties. This will increase our chances of winning this game by 0.7% and increase our playoff chances from one in a billion to 1.04 in a billion.

[D-train]

I'll wager the attendance this year ends up being the lowest.

Ok, if I win I get $100 cash and if you win you get two late Sept. M's tickets with a face value of $100.

[bpj]

Braden bishop in CF over Smith is the right call.

I don't want to see either of the guys who deserve time out there benched (Haniger and Santana). Theyve got their own problems to figure out.

Hoping to see a platoon for CF if they're both going to be on the roster. May the best man win. Bishop.

[DavidGee24]

Uh, guys, I already started the game thread. I even preceded it with the date to make it super-duper easy. It had the best thread title of the season too (Moore Moore Moore How Do You Like It). I've since deleted it and just as well, all I do is make the team lose anyway.

Wait a minute...am i dead?

[Petert]

Uh, guys, I already started the game thread. I even preceded it with the date to make it super-duper easy. It had the best thread title of the season too (Moore Moore Moore How Do You Like It). I've since deleted it and just as well, all I do is make the team lose anyway.

Wait a minute...am i dead?

No. Like the rest of us most evenings at this time, you’re in The Twilight Zone.