Aug. 9th ~ Torpedoed by a German & Swept Away at Sea game thread

[rockycola]

The Torpedo nicknamed Altavilla J-U-U-U-S-T missed sinking the Mariner's today and they got back safely to port.
How about Altavilla gets swept out to sea?

[AT Funchal-Madeira]

I didn’t post during the game today, and the Ms won in spectacular fashion. I should continue this trend.

The Mariners game will be exactly the same whether you post or not.... Just eat three tacos at Taco Bell, don't step on any lines, don't change clothes including underwear during a winning streak, and the only way to really break a losing streak is to fuck an old lady.....that's called a "slump buster" and it always works...

[D-train]

And the guy we traded for him gave up 2 bombs to blow a 3 run lead costing the Yankees the game. But he did lower his ERA to 7.84.

[D-train]

LOL I have probably said that line 1000 times!

https://twitter.com/KennyDucey/status/1 ... 6987662336

[Petert]

I didn’t post during the game today, and the Ms won in spectacular fashion. I should continue this trend.

“...and the only way to really break a losing streak is to fuck an old lady.....that's called a "slump buster" and it always works... ”

Yeah....looks like y’all are gonna be losing a lot, then.

[Juliooooo]

LOL I have probably said that line 1000 times!

https://twitter.com/KennyDucey/status/1 ... 6987662336

And he still has probably 1000 times as many people that have heard him say it.

[D-train]

A little social distancing exercise.

https://twitter.com/BarnHasSpoken/statu ... 6223642624

[DavidGee24]

Mariners win! We're HEROES!!!

[bpj]

Evan White on pace for a cool -5 WAR over a full season.

Very Kotchman-esque start to his career.

Lets hope he brings the lumber but he looks baffled by the pitchers going to offspeed pitches whenever they damn well feel like it.

Watched him swing at one 6 inches outside today and he looked every bit as lost, hopeless and overmatched as doe eyed Ackley did.

We don't have a good history of guys coming here and learning to put it together, thats all I'm worried about. They can either hit, and do. Or they don't.

As with Lewis, he hit well at AA so he's not hopeless. But Lewis came up and hit.

[Juliooooo]

Evan White on pace for a cool -5 WAR over a full season.

Very Kotchman-esque start to his career.

Lets hope he brings the lumber but he looks baffled by the pitchers going to offspeed pitches whenever they damn well feel like it.

Watched him swing at one 6 inches outside today and he looked every bit as lost, hopeless and overmatched as doe eyed Ackley did.

We don't have a good history of guys coming here and learning to put it together, thats all I'm worried about. They can either hit, and do. Or they don't.

As with Lewis, he hit well at AA so he's not hopeless. But Lewis came up and hit.

Don't put the past management's failures on this management. Crawford seems to be putting it together just fine.