D-trains first victory game thread

[D-train]

Why in the F do they not start their games in Houston until 8pm???? I hate ever aspect of that org with every fiber of my being!!!

SEA
HOU
HOU
Mariners (7-13)
Astros (8-10)

Yusei Kikuchi L
0-1 5.28 ERA

SS J. Crawford L
DH Tim Lopes R
CF Kyle Lewis R
3B Kyle Seager L
C Austin Nola R
1B Evan White R
2B Shed Long L
RF Dylan Moore R
LF Dee Gordon L

Framber Valdez L
0-2 2.04 ERA

CF G. Springer R
RF Josh Reddick L
2B Jose Altuve R
3B Alex Bregman R
DH Y. Alvarez L
1B Yuli Gurriel R
SS C. Correa R
LF Kyle Tucker L
C M. Maldonado R

[D-train]

Since we left the Houston hell hole we are 6-10 and they are 5-9.

[bpj]

What did Moore do to deserve getting tossed in the 8 hole?

I think they must know they need a bat in the middle of that wasteland they've assembled at the bottom of the lineup.

[rockycola]

Why in the F do they not start their games in Houston until 8pm???? I hate ever aspect of that org with every fiber of my being!!!

SEA
HOU
HOU
Mariners (7-13)
Astros (8-10)

Yusei Kikuchi L
0-1 5.28 ERA

SS J. Crawford L
DH Tim Lopes R
CF Kyle Lewis R
3B Kyle Seager L
C Austin Nola R
1B Evan White R
2B Shed Long L
RF Dylan Moore R
LF Dee Gordon L

Framber Valdez L
0-2 2.04 ERA

CF G. Springer R
RF Josh Reddick L
2B Jose Altuve R
3B Alex Bregman R
DH Y. Alvarez L
1B Yuli Gurriel R
SS C. Correa R
LF Kyle Tucker L
C M. Maldonado R

Good luck. I had a G.T. version all set up, was just waiting for the M's line-up to be posted (still waiting for Baseball Press and/or MLB.com).
So, I've gotch yer back. Seems I enabled the curse to rise up and the next game thread furthered the curse.

Break it and smother them mutherfuckin', cheatin', assplowin' Asstro's, please!

[D-train]

Ha! That's awesome! Yes my bad, I assumed those roto lineups were final. Should have know that Moore wasn't going to be batting 8th.

You can take it tomorrow after we lose tonight.

[D-train]

Here's the actual lineup.

J.P. Crawford (L) SS
Dylan Moore (R) RF
Kyle Lewis (R) CF
Kyle Seager (L) 3B
Austin Nola (R) C
Tim Lopes (R) DH
Shed Long Jr. (L) 2B
Evan White (R) 1B
Dee Gordon (L) LF

[bpj]

On paper that has to rival the worst bottom 3rd of a lineup in MLB.

[rockycola]

Here's the actual lineup.

J.P. Crawford (L) SS
Dylan Moore (R) RF
Kyle Lewis (R) CF
Kyle Seager (L) 3B
Austin Nola (R) C
Tim Lopes (R) DH
Shed Long Jr. (L) 2B
Evan White (R) 1B
Dee Gordon (L) LF

- right outta the Dragon's playbook. Uhhh, break the curse? -

[AT Funchal-Madeira]

Big day to play the Astros.... It is Alex Liddi's birthday.... our greatest Italian prospect. It's also Hallee Berry's birthday, so glad she showed off those pretty little breasts in Swordfish with John Travolta. It's Magic Johnson's birthday.... great Dodger owner and former Laker great. And itf's Doc Holliday's birthday, fabulous gunslinger, gambler, and a decent dentist who fooled the doctors when they discovered he had Tuberculosis, he left his practice and moved west, first to Texas then to Kansas and Arizona to live an extra ten years, spending 90 % of his money drinking, gambling, and screwing women. The other ten percent, ???? He just squandered it away, I guess....

Go Mariners!!! (It's also my birthday)

[D-train]

On paper that has to rival the worst bottom 3rd of a lineup in MLB.

And on the field it is the worst bottom third of a lineup in MLB.