We all know the solution here: fix the fucking batters eye.D-train wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2025 3:00 pmSo they did that and the solution was to resign a guy that had a .606 OPS at T Mobile.SEATTLE -- Jerry Dipoto called the end to the Mariners’ season “incredibly frustrating,” saying that his front office will spend the offseason evaluating its own evaluation process and outlined what the roster will look like in 2025, as part of an impromptu 25-minute media session prior to Saturday's 7-6 walk-off win over Oakland at T-Mobile Park.
Oh. And then move the outfield fences in till the centerfield wall butts up against second base.
Oh. And fill the bubblegum bowl in the dugout with candy coated steroids. I want this team looking so buff that Mark McGwire looks like their sickly little brother. What the hell...it's not like it would disqualify them from the HOF. The only way these clowns would see the HOF is if they got a player discount pass.