rc's April Fool's GT ~ Gilbert's got the Tiger by the tale

[seth8734]

And Raley strikes out on a hanger. This game's over.

Yep we all could have hit that. Meat pitch right through it. Fucking idiot. Racking up the strikeouts early. Already 4th worse gonna be 2nd or top after this game. Only bright spot they are taking a lot of walks which is good to see!!!

Well these should be quick inning. Wow this lineup. PROVE ME F#&$&#_@;#&#>@*@ WRONG PLEASE

Wow can't even pee and they are done hitting already wow Tellez sucks no one in the minors to replace him though. Call up Cantzone who else is reliable?

Tigers are legit. Logan can't hold them down. This game is getting out of reach. Gonna need bullpen again wow sweep incoming. WHY CANT WE SCORE WITH RUNNERS ON!!!

[Donn Beach]

One of the weirdest stats in MLB history and somehow totally overlooked: Gilbert last season led the league with a 0.89 WHIP yet somehow had an ERA of 3.23, I guarantee you that nobody in a full season (162+ innings) has ever had a WHIP that low and had an ERA of even as much as three. Usually when you have a WHIP that low your ERA is close to or less than two. Gilbert's just a really odd pitcher in that he gets batters out at the highest rate but when they get on base he gives up the big hits.

Remember discussing this before, his elite control can get him in trouble. He doesn't walk batters because of his control but that gives them the opportunity to dig in against him, really hammer ball. He needs to learn to get hitters off balance, make them uncomfortable facing him.

lol you are confusing him with Kirby.

Probably, I really can't keep them straight. I'm getting disconnected, eventually I'll just shut up. I know you guys can't wait for that

[desbcoach]

Detroit has our number since end of last season, chances of winning tomorrow night is none

[seth8734]

Detroit has our number since end of last season, chances of winning tomorrow night is none

Yea Skubal might actually throw a no hitter. No way we can get anything off him. Gonna look so ugly tomorrow.

Yikes Logan at 62 pitches this far. Offense has to fukking get GOING!!!!

So great to see the offense not even trying. Well Logan has a loss. We do not wanna leave last place. They wanna vacation there for 5 months.

Moncada is doing well for the Angels they are bout to be 4-1 on the season. Hahaha funny how things happen

[rockycola]

What the fuck are you all doing to my SACRED Game Thread??!!???!
Goddamn Gilbert! Holy Cruntcakes Robles!
Rodr, Rale and Tell - stop your shitty K's!
And you Idjit Forum Posters.....This is a WINNING Game Thread! No Bastard Losers allowed! Storm the prissy T-Mobile Magenta Walls!
What the HELL, Logan, You catch the Emerson Disease???
3 to Pissy Hell Nothin". This your HOME TURF, you Seattle SuckAss Bitches! Protect it.
Hit! Run! Score! It was the scrawny 0-3 Tiggers, ya Mariner Twats!!!!
Goddamn ~ sick of this............
Shiiiiieeeett, J.P. You look like a 120 year old shrivelled tit up there striking out!
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 3 BUTTS UP AND 3 BUTTS DOWN!
ARE YOU NOT MEN? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ ~ ~ ~


I think I'll go home now and have a virgin shirley temple. It'll make me feel just like being a Mariner.
Phew.

[rockycola]

Detroit has our number since end of last season, chances of winning tomorrow night is none

Tommmmmmorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow is a 1:00 afternoon game.
But the M's will probably show up about 9 P.M. for it.

[seth8734]

Detroit has our number since end of last season, chances of winning tomorrow night is none

Tommmmmmorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow is a 1:00 afternoon game.
But the M's will probably show up about 9 P.M. for it.

It might be months before they show up wow this offense is bad. Glad they are cutting back on the strikeouts. Taking lead after this game and won't leave that spot. I am loving this.

Logans night is done 4 innings from the pen tonight plus Castillo never goes deep ughh this team is always just so lost!!!

This guy is throwing junk reason why he is a 5th starter so this is exactly how tomorrow's game is gonna go. Exactly. No different!!!! 2-5 after 1st week showing nothing this season 1st week.

[desbcoach]

What the fuck are you all doing to my SACRED Game Thread??!!???!
Goddamn Gilbert! Holy Cruntcakes Robles!
Rodr, Rale and Tell - stop your shitty K's!
And you Idjit Forum Posters.....This is a WINNING Game Thread! No Bastard Losers allowed! Storm the prissy T-Mobile Magenta Walls!
What the HELL, Logan, You catch the Emerson Disease???
3 to Pissy Hell Nothin". This your HOME TURF, you Seattle SuckAss Bitches! Protect it.
Hit! Run! Score! It was the scrawny 0-3 Tiggers, ya Mariner Twats!!!!
Goddamn ~ sick of this............
Shiiiiieeeett, J.P. You look like a 120 year old shrivelled tit up there striking out!
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 3 BUTTS UP AND 3 BUTTS DOWN!
ARE YOU NOT MEN? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ ~ ~ ~


I think I'll go home now and have a virgin shirley temple. It'll make me feel just like being a Mariner.
Phew.

I had a virgin once but her name wasn’t Shirley

[rockycola]

Com'n Mastrobunny, please get on base.

[rockycola]

Com'n Mastrobunny, please get on base.

Meatball ground out.............sigh.